I know, I know. Where the Hell have I been? Honest answer, nowhere really. Just wasn’t very inspired till just now. I was watching this movie called Spring Breakers and realized I didn’t know if I would bang if given a chance between Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens. So I decided at 6 in the morning that I must figure this out before I think of sleep. With that I figured it would be a good time for a “Who Would You Rather?”.
So I will start with Selena. She is hot enough that you might be willing to have sex with her knowing she had herpes and you’d be ok with it. I mean, they’re just bumps and this chick is dumb hot. She dated Bieber. If Bieber dates you, you gotta be an animal in the sack, No question. Bieber hangs in brothels and bangs super models. She has to know what she is doing. Has to. Also its been rumored that she went to rehab for being addicted to Bieber. So she’s Ride or Die. Wow. I love a chick who gets addicted to me. She is clearly a little nuts. I love a crazy chick who is addicted to me. Bring on the restraining orders. Won’t work. She needs me like an addict needs her drug.
The only thing I am not really into is that I have watched her grow up. My nieces used to watch her on some show when she was young. Whatever. She is grown up now but I gotta find something and that is what I am going with.
Now for Vanessa Hudgens. I am a huge fan of this girl. Really. If she was a stripper I would spend countless hours throwing ones at her. God has given her a special gift. She has the ability to look completely innocent one moment and in the next moment she looks like a girl who stars in femdom porn. Holy Jesus she is hot. Sorry Selena but Hudgens is in my top 10. Can’t really find a negative. That is a scary thing for me. Means if I ever saw her I am all but guaranteed to get at least arrested for exposing myself to her. I don’t even care. I might be willing to do 30 days in jail if I can show her my junk. Hudgens wins!! If you are willing to do a little jail time for a girl then thats who you would rather bang.
PS- Yo Hudgens if you for some reason see this and would like to let me expose myself to you and you can have me arrested, I’m in. 10000%